Showing posts with label Cockfosters. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cockfosters. Show all posts

Monday, October 31, 2011

What the Hell Is a Pence?

Answer: It's the British plural for penny.
Ex: "Five British pence is worth approximately four hundred U.S. dollars."

This is an appropriate segue to the following subject: going to London is almost exactly as expensive as a Ferrari made of unicorns.

The cost of living is higher in London than all of the following places*:
  • Mozambique
  • The Vatican
  • Space Mountain
  • The Trump Taj Mahal
  • The real Taj Mahal
  • The International Space Station