What the Hell Is a Pence?

Answer: It's the British plural for penny.
Ex: "Five British pence is worth approximately four hundred U.S. dollars."

This is an appropriate segue to the following subject: going to London is almost exactly as expensive as a Ferrari made of unicorns.

The cost of living is higher in London than all of the following places*:

• Mozambique
• The Vatican
• Space Mountain
• The Trump Taj Mahal
• The real Taj Mahal
• The International Space Station

The Laundry Chronicles

This is Matt. He's my roommate in Torino.

Some would even say he's Christlike.

These are Matt's clothes. He left them out on the line overnight because there are no clothes dryers in Italy.

Needs more corduroy.

 These are the current weather conditions.

"Pioggia leggera" is Italian for "Matt's clothes smell like rain water."

It sucks to be Matt.

Judgment Day